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What exactly IS "Story-a-Day"?  Well, Story-a-Day (also known as "Story-A-Day") is my goal to read one story every day from Ann Charters' collection "The Story and Its Writer" (5th Ed.) which is quite an amazing collection of short stories from around the world.  So here is a list (alphabetical, for that's how they appear in the book) of the stories I've read beginning June 5, 2004.  I'll include an excerpt before any comments.

New! Click on the names (on this side of the dashed line) to find more info on the writer!
 

Day 1:

Abe Akira - "Peaches" - 1972

    I know all too well that memory can be deceptive, and I have surely heard this said by others.  But I am constantly being shocked anew at how outrageously deceptive memory is.  Yes, it beguiles us at every turn.  Not too long ago I was taken by surprise again.
   Winter.  Night.  The moon.

     So what about these peaches, huh?  I'm reminded of this short story writing exercise in which we students were doled out (by the teacher) an object and a setting and a name, etc.  The guy in my group had "a sack of tangerines" and strangely I remember his story quite well—it was about a boy who worked at a small store and was riding his bicycle with a bag of tangerines with the nubs on them—tangelos, I think they're called.  Anyway, this same guy wrote a short story about a pharmacist who heard some random confession and was changed to his soul all of a sudden one day for no apparent reason.  Maybe that was someone else in the group, though.  Anyway, "Peaches" is a story that deals with the fickleness of memory and through the narrator's doubting of it, he comes to tell you a concise version of his life story.  It starts with his recollection of a nighttime walk with his mother: she pushed a baby carriage full of peaches.  But suddenly the narrator doubts this since his mother had had a shawl to keep warm so it must have been winter, he reasons.  "Peaches in the winter?  Frogs and mudsnails in the winter?  How could I have failed to notice that until now?"  Personally I thought of the connections we make with other people and how those connections are necessary to preserve our inaccurate versions of memory.  It's only when we're alone—when the narrator's mother and father are long dead—that we have no one to confirm our faulty memories and so we start to question a past that is necessarily imperfectly etched in our heads and hearts.  And by the way, his first name is pronounced "Ah-bay."  The translation is by Jay Rubin.

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Day 2:

Chinua Achebe - "Civil Peace" - 1971

    He had come out of the war with five inestimable blessings—his head, his wife Maria's head, and the heads of three out of their four children.  As a bonus he also had his old bicycle—a miracle too but naturally not to be compared to the safety of five human heads.

     I first heard of Achebe in high school, in my Global Studies class taught by the eccentric, young, hoola-hooping, theatre-leading, piano playing, bearded Mr. "TODD" Decker.  We read Things Fall Apart, and other than the (to me, then) mystical name "Okonkwo," I remember nothing about the story (filed away in that pile of books marked "Read Later but Not Too Much Later").  Achebe is a writer I admire and I always fear it is for the wrong reason (if Wilde or any other art-for-art's-sake critic had anything to do with it).  I like "Civil Peace" because it forces me into an uncomfortable world; the feeling in me is analogous to the feeling I get from watching an old Capra movie, "Meet John Doe" or "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."  The reader/viewer becomes entwined in the political and social themes of the work, sometimes ignoring a sloppy cut or a wordy monologue.  But try to find Achebe's aesthetic fault: I dare you.  It's not there.  So my first read left me wondering what I had ignored to empathize so deeply with Jonathan Iwegbu and the second proved that I ignored nothing.
     The story is brief, and of a man who is taking stock of his belongings at the conclusion of a civil war in Nigeria.  Currency is devalued, houses have been razed; meanwhile Iwegbu goes to the cemetery and digs up his old bicycle.  Most touching is Iwegbu's optimism and naiveté, unfailing even after he has lost his youngest son and most of his belongings to the war.  His post-war success (from peddling travelers with his bicycle and selling his wife's fried akara balls) is cut short one night when thieves come to his house demanding five times the value of his holdings.  They settle for his twenty pounds and he has essentially lost it all again.  But what he's got is all he needs: the five heads most important to him and his bicycle.

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Day 3:

Sherman Alexie - "The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven" - 1993

   "No," I said and paused. "Give me a Cherry Slushie, too."
    "What size?" he asked, relieved.
    "Large," I said, and he turned his back to me to make the drink. He realized his mistake but it was too late.  He stiffened, ready for the gunshot or the blow behind the ear.  When it didn't come, he turned back to me.
    "I'm sorry," he said.  "What size did you say?"

    Threes, mystical threes.  The title of this story suggests a confrontation, and Alexie delivers three.  This is a rather modern story, set inside a 7-11 in the recent past, in Seattle with her in the distant past, and in the present in an Indian reservation in Spokane; and told concisely using widely understood cultural allusions (Slushie mentioned above) that cut down on superfluous language.  But the title... I was intrigued by the title, and too young to have watched "The Lone Ranger," it left me wondering.  But then Alexie was only born in 1966—he would have been too young to have watched the show too (reruns, perhaps?).  What was important was the theme of white man and Indian, of two friends playing aggressors, and more importantly, in the realm of Heaven where outcomes have already been decided.  And when you look for these roles in the story, they are there: three pairs of whites/Native Americans—first the 7-11 employee ("There was something about him I liked, even if it was three in the morning and he was white."), then his girlfriend ("She was white and I lived with her in Seattle.") and finally the basketball champ back on the reservation ("But on the night I was ready to play for real, there was this white guy at the gym, playing with all the Indians.")  And each time the narrator is bested, and goes on in self-defeat.  "'I love you,' she said as I left her.  'And don't ever come back.'"  The story is one of conflict but not of battle.  It is of two friends engaged in an eternal grapple, but the one on top—the Lone Ranger—never realizes his constant domination and the inequality intrinsic to their roles as they ride off into the sunset.  Alexie finishes: "I know how all my dreams end anyway."

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Day 4:

Woody Allen - "The Kugelmass Episode" - 1977

    Persky tucked the bills in his pants pocket and turned toward his bookcase.  "So who do you want to meet?  Sister Carrie?  Hester Prynne?  Ophelia?  Maybe someone by Saul Bellow?  Hey, what about Temple Drake?  Although for a man your age she'd be a workout."
    "French, I want to have an affair with a French lover."
    "Nana?"
    "I don't want to have to pay for it."
    "What about Natasha in 'War and Peace'?"
    "I said French.  I know!  What about Emma Bovary?  That sounds to me perfect."

    Last week they re-ran an old Terry Gross interview with Christopher Walken that reminded me of his hilariously frightening role in Annie Hall.  "Sometimes when I'm driving at night," he starts, "I imagine myself swerving into the oncoming traffic..."  Allen is later shown frightened to death as Walken's character drives him to the airport.  What a movie.  And what a writer.  Allen is a capable writer.  Do a search on this story and you'll find people call it "satiric" and "allegorical" but no one seems to capture why this story is so popular.  The first clue should be the ending.  It's the sort of ending that seems pulled from Allen's...hat.  Kugelmass is stuck in a textbook running from the verb "tener."  Great.  Funny.  But why a few thousand words to get to that?  And why does Allen rush to the Great Persky, skimming the details of Kugelmass's unhappy marriage first?  The answer is that Allen is offering his suggestion on the branch of criticism known as Reader-Response (see The Dynamics of Literary Response, 1968, Holland).  And this is widely known and accepted, but what is rarely discussed (I couldn't find anything mentioned of it), is Allen's specific indictment: He's critical of a Draconian interpretation that forces itself upon other people, that is at once a monistic yet fearful of challengers.  Read any book on criticism and you'll encounter this.  Kugelmass enters the text of Madame Bovary, but instead of getting something personal from it and then returning to the "real world," his effects are felt by everyone who reads the book: "'First a strange character named Kugelmass, and now she's gone from the book.  Well, I guess the mark of a classic is that you can reread it a thousand times and always find something new,'" says a Stanford professor.  For revealing to someone else the fruits of your reader-response interpretation invariably extends it to them whether they want it or not.  Leave the text alone, Allen argues.  Take from it what you want, but be sure you don't actually take anything.  Sort of like those signs in National Parks: "Take only pictures; leave only footprints."  It is no accident that Kugelmass's world collapses when he decides to bring Emma Bovary back to New York in the present.  Allen suggests this is where the transgression lies: "For adultery with Madame Bovary, my wife will reduce me to beggary."  Some criticism crosses the line from interpretation to adulteration; hopefully competent readers can figure out when this happens and avoid it.

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Day 5:

Dorothy Allison - "River of Names" - 1994

    I would like to turn around and talk to her..."I've got a dust river in my head, a river of names endlessly repeating.  That dirty water rises in me, all those children screaming out their lives in my memory, and I become someone else, someone I have tried so hard not to be."
    But I don't say anything, and I know, as surely as I know I will never have a child, that by not speaking I am condemning us, that I cannot go on loving you and hating you for your fairy-tale life, for not asking about what you have no reason to imagine, for that soft-chinned innocence I love.

    I once wrote a short story called "Two Halves" and I was reminded instantly of it as I began "River of Names."  Luckily Allison didn't make the same mistake I made when I wrote my story, and fortunately, for us, she finished hers.  With the tragedy that fills the halls of her narrator's memory, a reader could be pushed the brink of madness and despair, but the narrator's careful release of information ensures we are never led down that path.  The vignettes of memory are concise and discombobulated from their milieu so that it's: hanging miscarriage abuse car wreck suicide rape accident—rapid fire like a machine gun.  Allison's narrator is the one who survived, and it is her with whom we are supposed to empathize.  Yet juxtaposed alongside that repository of tragedy, that river of names, is her pure, naive and innocent lover Jesse who wants to both know the truth and be protected from it.  At least that is what the narrator presumes, for it is she who decides to lie ("I realize I do not really know what lavender smells like...") and she who decides to present a facade to the person she ostensibly loves.  This is the tragedy in the story, not the countless acts of violence and abuse recounted in the pages.  That the narrator can't reconcile her memory of the past with her potential for the future, that she has gradually refashioned her gruesome stories into pleasant reminiscences, and that she knows of her potential for destruction but disables it through deception and then writes it all down, is proof that the river of names will dry up with her passing, a fact doubly ensured by her barrenness.

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Day 6:

Sherwood Anderson - "Death in the Woods" - 1933

    Her dreams couldn't have been very pleasant.  Not many pleasant things had happened to her.  Now and then one of the Grimes dogs left the running circle and came to stand before her.  The dog thrust his face to her face.  His red tongue was hanging out.
    The running of the dogs may have been a kind of death ceremony.  It may have been that the primitive instinct of the wolf, having been aroused in the dogs by the night and the running, made them somehow, afraid.
    "Now we are no longer wolves.  We are dogs, the servants of men.  Keep alive, man!  When man dies we become wolves again."

    This story was one of my favorites when I first encountered Charters' anthology in early 2000.  Strange it is when we revisit something that touched us long ago and once more see the faint underscoring, exclamation points and, tucked away in the margin, emphatic quips that we felt compulsory to our understanding and digesting of the text.
    What I noticed this time around was the way Anderson elicits the perfect blend of imbedded thought and meta-thought, the former being that empathy and understanding we have for the plot, characters, time, style, diction and overall aesthetic; the latter being the consideration for the purpose of the piece, why it was written, its artistic and social implications, etc.  Since it deals with deceptive memory and the certitude that every tale has gaps mortared with fiction, it is in some ways a precursor to Akira's "Peaches."  But whoever thought a story could be so real and not real at the same time?  The narrator puts everything out there, causing me to chuckle when he writes "I have just suddenly now, after all these years, remembered her and what happened.  It is a story."  An event, the old woman's death, somehow coalesces in the narrator's memory and then mixes with the rest of his childhood, resulting in this account of how she died alone in the snowy woods surrounded by her emaciated dogs.  That line "It is a story," so plainly states what is happening on two levels.  "Death in the Woods" is a story, the events recounted by the narrator are a story, and more importantly a "story" in the fictional sense.  Surviving all these years is the narrator's drive to recollect the haunting image of the woman face down in the snow and mesh her with a history regardless of its relative truth. "You see it is likely that, when my brother told the story, that night when we got home and my mother and sister sat listening, I did not think he got the point.  He was too young and so was I.  A thing so complete has its own beauty."

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Day 7:

Sherwood Anderson - "Hands" - 1919

    The story of Wing Biddlebaum's hands is worth a book itself.  Sympathetically set forth it would tap many strange, beautiful qualities in obscure men.  It is a job for a poet.  In Winesburg the hands had attracted attention merely because of their activity.  With them Wing Biddlebaum had picked as high as a hundred and forty quarts of strawberries in a day.  They became his distinguishing feature, the source of his fame.

    This has absolutely nothing to do with that Jewel song that came out a few years ago, but maybe she read it.  Maybe not.  Maybe a lawyer at her record company read it just to be sure the Anderson trustees wouldn't sue her for something (calumny? slander by association?).
    What the reader comes to find out, after a lengthy detraction set aside for the admiration of Anderson's writing—wait, that's just me—is that Biddlebaum's hands are both the source of fame and infamy, that they bear the stain of his suggested iniquity.  Wing—named so for the way he used his hands like a bird while talking—Biddlebaum—chosen by the selfsame person from a box of goods he saw at a freight station while fleeing his accusers in Pennsylvania—was a teacher in hiding after a "half-witted boy of the school became enamored of the young master," and fabricated a story of molestation easily believed by the town due to the instructor's penchant for reaching out and touching people.  "Hands" is a sketch of a man fallen and a coy storyteller fearing his incompetence at relaying the events at their full force (remember the line above "It is a job for a poet.").  In some ways it is an antecedent of Allison's "River of Names," for they both have a central dyad which can never completely consummate their relationship due to a past which haunts one half.  "For once he forgot the hands. Slowly they stole forth and lay upon George Willard's shoulders.  Something new and bold came into the voice that talked."  Willard, Biddlebaum's only true friend in the town, realizes after this brief scene that he can never ask his friend about his hands, thereby ensuring a chasm between the men for eternity.  A tale of acceptance, of being and acting different whether in your speech, your writing or your art.

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Day 8:

Margaret Atwood - "Death by Landscape" - 1990

    She looks at the paintings, she looks into them.  Every one of them is a picture of Lucy.  You can't see her exactly, but she's there, in behind the pink stone island or the one behind that.  In the picture of the cliff she is hidden by the clutch of fallen rocks toward the bottom, in the one of the river shore she is crouching beneath the overturned canoe.

    This has absolutely everything to do with that Jewel album she put out a while ago—it had a painter in one song and a canoe accident in another.  Maybe my intertextuality has spread a bit too far.  As long as no one reads this, I'm safe.  Otherwise you'll find a twenty-something writer strumming his guitar in Atwood's story, right before Lucy disappears but after the girls go to Lookout Point.
    "Death by Landscape" is a childhood summer camp tragedy (almost a genre itself).  I won't extend to you my awkward feeling of writing a few thousand words of a childhood summer camp tragedy story just last week.  Oops.  Well, there are juicy levels in this story, and devices worth understanding.  Most noticeable is the frequent jump in tense that appears in the story.  While the narration alternates between the present, when Lois's husband is dead and her children are grown, and the past, mostly the summer of her thirteenth year, sometimes the past is told in the present tense.  Watch: "Lucy is apathetic about the canoe trip..." and "...says Cappie."  It has the unusual effect of reading like a written flashback.  The narrator in the present is experiencing different levels of consciousness, at times remembering the past and at times living it again.  Of course, you should take my opinions with a grain of salt for Atwood may email me and say, "What the hell were you talking about—I was drunk when I wrote the story and couldn't keep my tenses straight!"  Entirely likely, especially after reading "The Kugelmass Episode."

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Day 9:

Margaret Atwood - "Happy Endings" - 1983

    John and Mary meet.
    What happens next?
    If you want a happy ending, try A.

    A somewhat whimsical but thought provoking piece, I'd actually read it before in another anthology.  A couple is given a fairytale life summated in one small paragraph (A).  What follows (B-F) are continuations/alterations of the first rendition, recounted in terse diction and filled with clichés ("He purchases a handgun, saying he needs it for target practice—this is the thin part of the plot, but it can be dealt with later—and shoots the two of them and himself.").  Atwood is emphasizing elements other than plot in writing, allegedly respecting a higher order of aesthetic value, though this story hardly gets her there.  I get the feeling this brilliant story was a compromise to a thought Atwood had that would have essentially said the same exact thing but been six hundred thousand words, voluminous and poetic.  Oh, that's just me.  It asks the question, though, how important is plot in fiction, this of course undermining our whole notion of a story.  Additionally it asks the reader to appreciate the work involved in writing and their own person act of reading rather than just reading a book to finish it.
     Update: After reading Stein I'm left with a similar reflection: what about plot?

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Day 10:

Isaac Babel - "My First Goose" - 1925

    "Landlady," I said, "I've got to eat."
    The old woman raised to me the diffused whites of her purblind eyes and lowered them again.
    "Comrade," she said, after a pause, "what with all this going on, I want to go hang myself."
    "Christ!" I muttered, and pushed the old woman in the chest with my fist.  "You don't suppose I'm going to go into explanations with you, do you?"
    And turning around I saw somebody's sword lying within reach.  A severe-looking goose was waddling about the yard, inoffensively preening its feathers.  I overtook it and pressed it to the ground.  Its head cracked beneath my boot, cracked and emptied itself.  The white neck lay stretched out in the dung, the wings twitched.

    Babel's brusque story is remarkably rich for its brevity.  In it an educated soldier with a law degree reports for duty and earns his comrades' respect by exhibiting the force described above.  Tie this into the revolution (only eight years prior to the publication of this piece) and the conflicting opinions of its success, and "My First Goose" serves as a symbol of the desperation of the populace.  Though loyal and sympathetic to Lenin and the Bolsheviks, it paints a realistically bleak picture of the hard times that necessarily follow such a violent upheaval.
   If I were to write a story of this title, it wouldn't have had such a powerful image of the narrator's boot squashing the goose, but instead of a little boy running from the honking bird, his astonished parents subsequently scooping him away to the safety of an automobile, the waterfowl not giving up chase until the car sped off spitting rocks from beneath its tires.  For now we'll have to settle for Babel's version.  It will do, it will do.
   Translation by Walter Morison.

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Day 11:

James Baldwin - "Sonny's Blues" - 1957

    I wanted to say more, but I couldn't.  I wanted to talk about will power and how life could be—well, beautiful.  I wanted to say that it was all within; but was it? or, rather, wasn't that exactly the trouble?  And I wanted to promise that I would never fail him again.  But it would all have sounded—empty words and lies.
   So I made the promise to myself and prayed that I would keep it.

   The longest story so far, and the one which brought me to the hundredth page of Charters' collection, it brought about inside me a deep admiration for Baldwin's accomplishment.  He succeeded on so many levels in this story: in capturing a vivid picture of big city life in America in the 1950s; in describing the divide between white and black at that time; in describing the sometimes painful/sometimes wonderful fraternal love between two brothers; and most powerfully, in describing the connection between musicians while they play improvisational blues or jazz.  Feeling all the while like a failure now that their parents are both dead, Sonny's brother watches remorsefully as his brother slips into the usual Harlem routine of drugs and no good.  The epiphany comes beautifully.  The narrator (Sonny's brother) goes to see Sonny play the piano at the end of the story, and Sonny's success proves that there is more than one way out of the Harlem slums, that music lets the soul speak in a way that transcends the evil garbage of the world—including even language.  The description of the band playing is musical itself, but also unique because it describes the emotive gestures of the musicians rather than the notes they are playing.  "All I know about music is that not many people ever really hear it," the narrator begins.  What Baldwin does with time in the last few paragraphs is truly amazing.

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Day 12:

Toni Cade Bambara - "The Lesson" - 1972

    "Why don't you check that out," she says, "and report back to the group?"  Which really pains my ass.  If you gonna mess up a perfectly good swim day least you could do is have some answers. "Let's go in," she say like she got something up her sleeve.  Only she don't lead the way.  So me and Sugar turn the corner to where the entrance is, but when we get there I kinda hang back.  Not that I'm scared, what's there to be afraid of, just a toy store.  But I feel funny, shame.  But what I got to be shamed about?

   As you can see, Bambara employs a vulgar narrative voice for her story (vulgar-common, not vulgar-obscene), thus expressing a level of emotion that otherwise would have taken many more thousands of words to do the same thing.  A group of black kids are taken by the curious Mrs. Moore to F.A.O. Schwarz on Fifth Avenue, New York City, for a lesson in democracy, economics and social strata.  The narrator, though unrelenting and stubborn, learns the lesson whether she wants to or not after seeing a twelve-hundred-dollar toy sailboat.  By taking such an obstinate position, the story doesn't feel overtly didactic even though it subtly is. 
   What kind of world is it when some people pay for a toy what others require for a year's worth of food? this story asks.  There must be a line drawn somewhere since capitalism almost requires we consume more than we need if the economy is to grow non-stop.  The children in Bambara's story also waste money on things they don't truly need, but somehow the evil in their action is dwarfed by the sailboat and paperweight.  ("'So what's a paperweight?' ask Rosie Giraffe.  'To weigh paper with, dumbbell,' say Flyboy...")  The inequality stressed in the story is economic, but the racial prejudice faced by the characters is consistently evident since the two are so entwined.

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Day 13:

John Barth - "On with the Story" - 1996

    On the other hand, I haven't yet managed to get it said (what the "Freeze Frame" story declares somewhere in that digressive pause before the space-break beyond which Alice is currently reading) that all stories are essentially constructs in time, and only incidentally in the linear space of written words.  Written or spoken, however, these words are like points in space, through which the story-arrow travels in time.  Just now it rests at this point, this word, this—yet of course never resting there, but ever en route through it to the next, the next, from Beginning through Middle et cetera.

   I like John Barth.  I met him once, actually, at a book-signing and that rather informal and ostensibly impromptu gathering that one has after a lecture or speech given by an author who just happened to have published a book.  It's an interesting story, actually.  It is a story.
   I took a 1960-Present Literature class with Dr. Geoffrey Green at San Francisco State, and Green had the pleasure of studying under Barth at Johns Hopkins University.  The two became friends, mingled, et cet.  When choosing reading materials for the aforementioned class, one of Green's decisions (a very good one in my opinion) was The End of the Road, one of Barth's first novels.  Thus began my Barthian interest, which didn't necessarily culminate in my meeting him and awkwardly mentioning that I was a student of one of his students (perhaps I thought he'd be enamored by the idea of my descent from his brilliance?—who knows what I was thinking), for I hope to read more of him.  I highly recommend Barth, especially when you're in the mood to read.
   That sounds like a strange caveat, but sometimes people lately just browse, skim.  Barth's work reminds us—me anyway—that we ought to engage ourselves in the text, we ought to pay attention to references the author has made, we ought to look up words for which we lack an extant definition.
    "On with the Story" is one such perfect example.  Barth twists and turns the narrative so that the text we're reading somehow mirrors one which Alice, the protagonist of the story, is reading (titled "Freeze Frame"), which happens to be written about her by the man she's sitting next to (by coincidence) aboard an airplane (DC-10) flying over St. Louis.  This may sound confusing, and it is, but it's not just deception or tomfoolery on Barth's part.  In fact, I've always admired him because his narrative style (call it "post-modern" or "post-post-modern" or "Barthian") seems to be made critical by the meaning of the story; it always adds, enhances or proves his literary point.

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Day 14:

Donald Barthelme - "At the Tolstoy Museum" - 1987

    After they had lowered the pictures we went back to the Tolstoy Museum.  I don't think you can peer into one man's face too long—for too long a period.  A great many human passions could be discerned, behind the skin.

   The only story in the collection with pictures, "At the Tolstoy Museum" took me by surprise.  There are, after a brief paragraph, two side by side photos/portraits of Count Leo Tolstoy, his hair parted down the center and his beard long and bushy.  The narrative is in the first person from the perspective of a visitor to the museum who is moved by the exhibits.  It at once finds an empathic response due to the terse prose and blunt facts.  "His mother did not know any bad words."  One can easily see something different is going on in this story, and to me it does not seem contrived or pretentious, as some of Barthelme's critics have labeled his work.  They say he's a postmodernist too dense to penetrate.  They say... they say...
    I say the story moved me and inspired thought.  With all the talk of a face and what it can reveal I found myself flipping back to the pictures provided and finding little details I hadn't noticed.  Almost like Dorian Gray staring at himself in his portrait and wondering if his expression had changed, I thought I saw more compassion in his visage after I read he became a vegetarian in 1885, and more strength when I saw a later picture of a tiger hunt in Siberia.  But really, like the narrator regarding Tolstoy, I haven't made up my mind.  Maybe that's the best thing.
    Update:  I have since read two books by Frederick Barthelme, and while this ostensibly has nothing to do with Donald Barthelme's story, I recommend the work of the former Barthelme, and hope to someday recommend (with greater force than found in the preceding paragraph) the work of the latter Barthelme.  It is true: someday I would like to recommend the work of all Barthelme's.

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Day 15:

Ann Beattie - "The Burning House" - 1979

    Freddy will always be more stoned than I am, because he feels comfortable getting stoned with me, and I'll always be reminded that he's more lost.  Tucker knows he can come to the house and be the center of attention; he can tell all the stories he knows, and we'll never tell the story we know about him hiding in the bushes like a frightened dog.  J.D. comes back from his trips with boxes full of post cards, and I look at all of them as though they're photographs taken by him, and I know, and he knows, that what he likes about them is their flatness—the unreality of them, the unreality of what he does.

   I wanted to address this now because it comes up story after story.  I mentioned before that I read all of these twice, and let me extend that recommendation to you, at least with shorter, manageable stories.  I can't tell you how much more I'm able to enjoy the story the second time around, how much more admiration I develop for the author's technique, and meaning I get from the interpretation.  A married housewife, Beattie's narrator in "The Burning House," has such a dry-but-descriptive voice, and the action in the story is so removed from its context, that re-reading this story made it clear as day.
   Amy is surrounded by men in her life—needy men who leech her in some way.  They seem to prevent her complete fruition, but she seems to play the role as if her life were a sappy drama.  Her crumbled marriage exists for show and convenience as she raises her son, Mark, yet another boy-man in her life who takes more than he gives.  Mark is a symbol for Amy's husband, too; a six-year-old individual who crawls into her bed at four or five in the morning, reaching over to her with his chilly legs and eventually snoring to keep her awake.  This story is interesting due to the narrator's self-awareness which would seemingly prevent her from stagnating in such a rotten situation.  But she gets something from the men who surround her, and the melodrama that is Amy's life will continue until she does something to change it.  "I have known everybody in the house for years, and as time goes by I know them all less and less."

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Day 16:

Samuel Beckett - "Dante and the Lobster" - 1934

    Still he pored over the enigma, he would not concede himself conquered, he would understand at least the meanings of the words, the order in which they were spoken and the nature of the satisfaction that they conferred on the misinformed poet, so that when they were ended he was refreshed and could raise his heavy head, intending to return thanks and make formal retraction of his old opinion.

   Once I dreamed that I had a part in "Waiting for Godot," though I'm sure it wasn't Estragon or Vladimir or even the visitors who wander in—maybe it was Godot himself.  What a good role.  Come to think of it, the play may have been "No Exit"; perhaps I was on a Sartre kick that weekend...
   If you read this story from Beckett's collection "More Pricks than Kicks" and "understand at least the meanings of the words, the order in which they were spoken and the nature of the satisfaction that they" confer, then consider yourself ahead of the game.  Beckett is not really deconstructing language so much (as Derrida might describe) but deconstructing life, and his only means of explaining the aimlessness and futility of that is by using the decrepit system of language we know as writing.  In the story Belacqua reads The Divine Comedy and thinks about his day.  He has lunch, picks up a lobster, attends his Italian lesson and then goes home to eat the lobster.  This is the story.  But the imagery ("They stood above it [the lobster], looking down on it, exposed cruciform on the oilcloth.") and the language ("...incontinent bosthoons of his own class..." "Base prying bitch.") do strange things to the reader of this story.  If you read something and feel lost and hopeless, does it speak of the condition of humanity or of the writer of the story?  I wonder if Beckett's existentialism (and nihilistic tendencies) could be interpreted (with a formalistic approach) as a character trait of the narrator rather than a philosophic system suggested by the author.  Well, it can.  I'll interpret it that way; you do something else.

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Day 17:

Ambrose Bierce - "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" - 1891

    Keen, poignant agonies seemed to shoot from his neck downward through every fibre of his body and limbs.  These pains appeared to flash along well-defined lines of ramification, and to beat with an inconceivably rapid periodicity.  They seemed like streams of pulsating fire heating him to an intolerable temperature.  As to his head, he was conscious of nothing but a feeling of fullness—of congestion.  These sensations were unaccompanied by thought.

   A man is hanged.  Peyton Farquhar is hanged.
   Not to ruin the ending, but, well, it's just about the only occurrence it could have been.  The craft that Bierce uses to tie us empathically to Farquhar is not so much deceptive as it is accidentally misleading.  Intentionally accidentally misleading.  You see, the main character is hanged, but in that one moment before his neck broke—in that instant of lucidity—the poor man experiences his release and escape.  The rope mysteriously snaps dropping him into the cold, slow-moving stream below and he runs back home to his wife.  Bierce wrote the story the way he did so that we would connect ourselves to Farquhar, but it is we, the readers, who so eagerly propel from "...he lost consciousness and was as one already dead," and follow the man's hallucinations to safety.  It doesn't even matter that he's on the losing side of the war, or that he was caught trying to burn down a bridge to fight the Union army; in that human moment of death, we drop our judgment and our abhorrence at whatever type of man he was, and begin to feel the rope around our neck as we eagerly let the drive towards life take over our faculties.

Note: for an interesting comparison, read Jorge Luis Borges' short fiction "The Secret Miracle."  It too has a man whose last moments before execution stretch out beyond the grasp of time.  Borges' story is less interested in realism and more interested in fate, time and how the mind processes these complicated subjects.

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Day 18:

Jorge Luis Borges - "The Garden of Forking Paths" - 1947

    I foresee that man will resign himself each day to more atrocious undertakings; soon there will be no one but warriors and brigands; I give them counsel: The author of an atrocious undertaking ought to imagine that he has already accomplished it, ought to impose upon himself a future as irrevocable as the past.

   The regular synopsizer/commentator of these stories has temporarily stepped away from his duties, it seems, for I have found, among his personal belongings, the charge to read this blasted "Forking Paths" story and write something of it.  I read through a couple of his earlier paragraphs (see above) but they seemed dry, tedious.  I could tell you how I attended a lecture of Borges back in the late 60s, how his impeccable English vocabulary reached my ears over the heads of the other students too incompetent to recognize the genius that had visited them that day (it was a Thursday, I remember).  That day he spoke of a story in his collection Labyrinths, specifically "Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote," and it was truly fascinating.  Enough of that, though, and back to these confusing Paths.  The story at hand clearly has something to do with Labyrinths (for it too comes from that collection), and it has to do with time and parallel universe theory (that at each moment there are universes that reflect each possible outcome—each forking path).  But the story is confusing for Borges constructs a narrator who, while reading a history of WWI, finds some stray pages of testimony from a spy awaiting execution, a spy who communicated his final directive by choosing to murder a man whose name would be recognized by his superiors.  Then there is something about the subjective/objective, for Borges writes: "Centuries of centuries and only in the present do things happen; countless men in the air, on the face of the earth and the sea, and all that really is happening is happening to me..."  I really cannot say much more than this, except to add that the story was intriguing if only because I didn't understand a damn word of it.  I do hope the usual story-reader returns soon; I was merely supposed to feed his cat and water his orchid, which, by the way, seems to be rather healthy despite the absence of flowers.  However, I suggest he re-pots it in the fall, the dormancy period for his particular species. 
   The translation is by Donald A. Yates.

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Day 19:

Tadeusz Borowski - "This Way for the Gas, Ladies and Gentlemen" - 1948

    It is the camp law: people going to their death must be deceived to the very end.  This is the only permissible form of charity.  The heat is tremendous.  The sun hangs directly over our heads, the white, hot sky quivers, the air vibrates, an occasional breeze feels like a sizzling blast from a furnace.  Our lips are parched, the mouth fills with the salty taste of blood, the body is weak and heavy from lying in the sun.  Water!

   Le Grande Illusion, directed by Jean Renoir, is a fascinating war movie because the good and bad sides are difficult to identify.  Renoir's depiction adeptly notes that social class often separates people more than ethnicity or national alliances.  Borowski's short story depicts a narrator who is faced with the prospect of food and plunder if only he agrees to unload the passengers of trains entering the camp, people who, mostly, will be gassed and cremated.  Already the reader has seen the prisoners' own social stratification: the French relatively high with their internal connections that occasionally bring in exquisite smuggled goods; the Greeks low, "their jaws working, greedily, like huge insects...on stale lumps of bread."  Not justifying the treatment of the S.S. necessarily, it does invite consideration into the apparent human necessity to justify existence, to tolerate misery, and "turn against someone weaker."  And as any story in this setting should, it implores the reader to consider xenophobia, the fear of others, and how it can unknowingly take root at the most peculiar times.  How about now?  Fifty-six years later what can we say of ourselves?
   The translation is by Barbara Vedder.

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Day 20:

Paul Bowles - "Mejdoub" - 1988

    Always when the first rains fell he would announce to his friends that he was about to travel abroad.  Then he would leave secretly, never allowing anyone to see him off.  He was delighted with the pattern of his life, and with the good luck he had been granted in being able to continue it.  He assumed that Allah did not mind if he pretended to be one of His holy maniacs.  The money was merely his reward for providing men with an opportunity to exercise their charity.

   The theme of Bowles' story is identity.  His brusque narration follows a man—a vagabond who sleeps wherever he is when he feels tired—through his extraordinary good luck that ultimately leaves him rich.  The man, who calls himself Sidi Rahal ("a name for the townspeople to remember"), goes to a neighboring village to beg after witnessing his hometown's overwhelming generosity toward the crazy mejdoub, and makes a handsome living during the dry season.  When the rains come he returns home in relative opulence; he repeats this routine for several seasons.  Abruptly (as everything is abrupt in this short-short) the government orders beggars be removed from the streets, and Sidi Rahal finds himself an empty person.  Eventually he is arrested and lives his life as if he were a crazy beggar in a cramped prison cell.  Are we who we feel we are, or how other people see us?  Does repetition form an identity or does it come from within?  Is all identity learned from the personalities we witness in others?  Are charity and altruism artificial or natural in the human realm of instincts? 
    Recommended reading: Edward Said's "Orientalism"

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Day 21:

Italo Calvino - "If on a winter's night a traveler" - 1981

    The novel begins in a railway station, a locomotive huffs, steam from a piston covers the opening of the chapter, a cloud of smoke hides part of the first paragraph.  In the odor of the station there is a passing whiff of station cafe odor.  There is someone looking through the befogged glass, he opens the glass door of the bar, everything is misty, inside, too, as if seen by nearsighted eyes, or eyes irritated by coal dust.

   The comment, too, begins in a railway station; it is perhaps chance that I am traveling while I happened to read Calvino's story.  Unlike the narrator, the "I" of the story, I, me, the commentator/reviewer/etc do not intend to switch my suitcase with another—an empty one.  You see, my suitcase doesn't contain something secret, something I can't pretend to forget.  The contents of my suitcase are "carefree."  I'll admit freely that I'm a bit rushed, though, because at any moment a woman will arrive, the ex-wife of a doctor (blast this nosy soul who can't forget the past!), and she will escort me to the train.  I will watch her go, smelling on her the bitterness of tanned leather from the suitcase shop at which she works.  Ms. Marne.  But there is something about these moments of waiting.  First I was reading Calvino's story; disgusted I moved on to something lighter, a refutation of Zeno's famous paradoxes.  But when I started there was only six minutes till Dr. Marne's ex-wife was to arrive, now my watch shows twelve: I should have grabbed the digital watch powered by an enduring quartz crystal.  I'm always confusing the hands on this sacred watch (it was my grandfather's pocket watch)—always mistaking the second hand for the minute hand, always looking at it upside down or seeing it imperfectly.  Additionally, there is something linear about my digital watch, something that comforts me when I consider it will never again hit the same number on the same day. Yes, the 2's and the 5's can be mistaken upside down, but it is so rare that this happens.  My grandfather's gold pocket watch—I think I've spotted her!  Perhaps now she is early.  How very peculiar!  It does appear to be her, standing there twenty feet away leaning against the station column that holds this ornamental roof up: she is casually skimming a newspaper and beside her feet—this is what is peculiar—she has a suitcase identical to mine.  We make eye contact briefly but she doesn't seem to recognize me.  I thought of calling out to her "Marne!" but instead I just look down, down at my shirt and my shoes to see if I have accidentally donned a disguise.  Yes!  These black corduroy pants!  She's never seen them on me before so I should approach her.  But that suitcase she has next to her—I wonder what's inside of it.  I wonder if my clothes and innocuous belongings have somehow been switched while I wasn't paying a bit of attention...yes!  In the cafe!  I was watching the most fascinating pinball game and someone could have easily switched them.  Perhaps she is waiting...waiting for the chief—what's his name—Gorin?—the chief of police.  Yes, I can smell the sinister, burning leather on her.  And a moment ago the corner of her newspaper dropped slightly to reveal a novel underneath.  What could she be reading now?  Now when she's to meet me in... impossible!  It's 6:36pm!  I was to meet her at 7 and — is the watch upside down?  She's moving...moving away!  It's not her at all.  And from the corner of my eye—no, don't look right at him—I think I see Gorin.  Yes, he's followed me and knows exactly what is in my suitcase...
   Recommended reading: Borges, Barth.  Translation by William Weaver

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Day 22:

Albert Camus - "The Guest" - 1957

    A little later, however, when the Arab stirred slightly, the schoolmaster was still not asleep.  When the prisoner made a second move, he stiffened, on the alert.  The Arab was lifting himself slowly on his arms with almost the motion of a sleepwalker.  Seated upright in bed, he waited motionless without turning his head toward Daru, as if he were listening attentively.  Daru did not stir; it had just occurred to him that the revolver was still in the drawer of his desk.  It was better to act at once.

   Not to leave you hanging...well read the story!  Daru is a schoolteacher who lacks pupils due to the harsh weather of late.  Isolated in the middle of nowhere (French Algeria), he is left an Arab prisoner who allegedly killed his cousin (I've been reading too many newspapers, you can see by my "allegedly" language).  The Arab, never given another name, stays overnight and is to be led to another military outpost and prison the following day.  In that nighttime scene, the most emotive of the story, the Arab gets up for a drink of water and goes back to sleep.  But Camus is so acutely aware of every taut psychological string he manipulates in the reader.  Confronting our fears alongside us is Daru, who logically pegs himself as egalitarian; we realize that fear is deep within when "the other" is so close and capable of attack.  A rabbit on the table is capable of attack, too, yet we do not fear it.  The Arab has been stripped of his humanity and Daru, Camus, the narrator, the reader—we are all trying to give it back for it is earned...equality should not be taken for granted!  Still, while he does the right thing—what feels right to him—he fears this man, the Arab, for what he has done and what he might do.  Camus, a Nobel laureate, is superb in this story that deals with colonialism, pacifism and racism.
   Recommended reading: The Fall by Camus (also see Travesty by John Hawkes).
   Translated by Justin O'Brien.

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Day 23:

Ethan Canin - "The Carnival Dog, the Buyer of Diamonds" - 1988

    What's the one thing you should never do?  Quit?  Depends on who you talk to.  Steal?  Cheat?  Eat food from a dented can?  Myron Lufkin's father, Abe, once told him never get your temperature taken at the hospital.  Bring your own thermometer, he said; you should see how they wash theirs.

   And so begins Canin's story about a medical student on the verge of dropping out.  Well, it's not really so much about the medical student, Myron, as it is about his father, Abe.  Abe Lufkin, the basketball star who almost made it swimming across the San Francisco Bay as an older man.  Abe who seems to have an undying spirit (I couldn't write "had" for 2 reasons), and who revitalizes his son.  The story is lighthearted, and Abe is a bit of a caricature instead of a character; overall, though, it analyzes the human body, its frailty and shortcomings but mostly its strength and perseverance.  It is a story that clearly celebrates life even while decades flash by, signifying a nearer end for Abe (and even Myron).  It is about a younger generation accepting the torch from its predecessor, not "giving" up ("I give," says Myron to his father at the end of the story in a wrestling hold) but giving into.  Accepting, loving, acknowledging...
   Read other physician writers: William Carlos Williams, Anton Chekhov.

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Day 24:

Angela Carter - "The Company of Wolves" - 1977

    You are always in danger in the forest, where no people are.  Step between the portals of the great pines where the shaggy branches tangle about you, trapping the unwary traveler in nets as if the vegetation itself were in a plot with the wolves who live there, as though the wicked trees go fishing on behalf of their friends—step between the gateposts of the forest with the greatest trepidation and infinite precautions, for if you stray from the path for one instant, the wolves will eat you.  They are grey as famine, they are as unkind as plague.

   Another first.  Werewolves.  Folklore and fairytales mixed in a way that compares the rich symbolism that fosters fear.  Think about it: Snow White and the witch, Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf in Grandmother's clothing; they involve crimes, supernatural or otherwise, and all seem to scare the wits out of us.  Are they really lessons?  Don't eat a gingerbread house...don't hang out with grandma if she seems to be donning sharp, shiny canines?  I thought most of the transmission of fear in society, of the ways we use them—subconsciously or otherwise—to instill loathing or hatred or something we don't understand.  The first few pages are dedicated to describing the blood lust of wolves (something obviously exaggerated), and then we are taken through a... modern... no... mature... no... realistic... a version of the Red Riding Hood myth that ends rather unfamiliarly (Hood tosses the wolf's garments into the fire, thereby condemning him to life as a wolf [for he was a man/wolf before, akin to the devil], and then they form some type of union [marriage is mentioned, but not implied directly]).  Regarding Hood herself (my name, not Carter's), I would say there's also the issue of submission/domination regarding men, women, werewolves.  I'm trying to say that in this second "half" gender is important.
   Recommended listening: Sam "The Sham" and the Pharaohs.

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Day 25:

Raymond Carver - "Cathedral" - 1981

    I put in windows with arches.  I drew flying buttresses.  I hung great doors.  I couldn't stop.  The TV station went off the air.  I put down the pen and closed and opened my fingers.  The blind man felt round over the paper.  He moved the tips of his fingers over the paper, all over what I had drawn, and he nodded.

   Raymond Carver's name always reminds me of Ray Parvin, that guy who wrote "Smoke" about the painted tea leaves up in Humboldt County.  It, in turn, reminds me of two Australians in an old silver mine—the same two characters in "Smoke" transplanted there by a burgeoning writer in an exercise for a short story writing class.  It was a good exercise, a bad transplantation.  When I read "Cathedral" I somehow think that nothing about any writing could be bad.  Carver has a unique approach, a unique voice (ignore those who compare him to Hemingway or Chekhov).  No.  Everything and nothing are influences.  They don't exist.  Read "Cathedral" and see.  Art is a current, a spirit which we tap into if we are so inclined, and something that drags our life histories along until something meaningful flops out of our beat-up corpse.  Bub, that's great.
   "Cathedral" is beautiful on many levels.  Part of me thinks you either wholeheartedly accept it or you don't care for it at all; there's no in between.  But I'm not spewing polemic.  A blind man comes to visit a man and his wife.  The latter found employment with him earlier in life, reading to him.  He comes and visits.  He meets the husband—the narrator, a man he's heard all about.  Something happens.
   I'm reminded of Humboldt State where they have a Raymond Carver short story contest.  I'm reminded of a story I wrote accidentally ripping off a Kipling novel (not hard to figure out which one since he only wrote 2).  It's funny because I understood symbolism, the importance of imagery and the power of metaphor, but I lost the people there among all that literary technique.  Watch:
   "She laughed and then pushed my head under the water.  When I resurfaced our faces were nearly touching.  I could see her eyes.  The iris was green and clear.  In that light she looked happy.
On the shore afterward we sat next to each other shivering.  I told her that she made me less afraid about what was going to happen and she laughed.  It was almost dark outside."

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